You’ve raised the bar again, Florida:
Floridians are going to have to start pulling up their pants and stop having sex with animals soon.
It’s up to Gov. Rick Scott to sign off on two bills passed in the Florida Senate and House Wednesday which target droopy drawers and bestiality.
The bestiality bill (SB 344) bans sexual activity between humans and animals and has been championed for years by Sen. Nan Rich, from Sunrise.
Rich took up the anti-bestiality fight after a number of cases involving sexual activity with animals in recent years, including a Panhandle man who was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat during a sex act and the abuse of a horse in the Keys. The bill would make such acts a first-degree misdemeanor.
It wasn’t already illegal?
Update (5/12/11): Did the State accidentally criminalize sex between humans, too? Possibly. Don’t ever change, Florida.